The Chronicles Of Douchebronia

"macanamera" (macanamera)
08/28/2014 at 15:18 • Filed to: None

>walk into gas station

>see a douchebro, maybe 25 y/o

>douchebro buys cigs and leaves

>get my stuff and walk out a few minutes later

>pulling out, get cut off by a car driving way too fast in a crowded parking lot

>it's douchebro

>douchebro drives an X6M

>X6M has blacked out taillights and wheels, and the little white strips in the taillights are *mirrored*

DISCUSSION (52)

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 15:22

Because bro.

ly2v8-Brian > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 15:23

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 15:50

Who doesn't deserve a blue BMW

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 15:52

Pretty much every douche driving a BMW doesn't deserve to be driving it.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 15:55

True! Even if it's an E36 325i automatic convertible. They still don't deserve RWD and BMW

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 15:57

Because it makes them more douchey!

"Oh yeah, I drive a BMW. Probably better than your shitty car."

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 16:04

Thank Gott Audi is pulling in a lot of the douchey bros these days

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 16:05

Yeah, Audi is really getting popular with the douches. And Audi isn't as cool. The R8 is really the only standout car I'd buy.

VinnieDeutsch > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 16:26

Blacked out taillights...enough said.

Wait, let me rephrase as to not hurt the butts of the blacked out taillight crowd here. If you already drive a BMW and you black out your tails...you're asking for even more negative judgment..and you just may deserve it.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 16:38

The or an RS wagon. Which we can't buy...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 16:39

That doesn't count right now because not in America.

But if they sold the RS6 in America, they'd also sell the XF-RS wagon.

And I'd buy that instead.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 16:43

I know that's why I said we can't get it

What if you had all the monies and they were both sold here? You could get both

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 16:45

Nah, then I'd drive one more than the other, and I'd feel bad for not driving both. I want battery tenders to be unnecessary!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 16:46

LOL

If I had ALL the monies then I would be OK with battery tenders being necessary

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 16:51

Nah, not me! I wouldn't want to be that guy with all the cars but doesn't drive them. I'd limit myself to 5 cars max. Updated dream garage coming at you:

1. V12 Zagato

2. GTV

3. Some sort of insane rally car

4. FF (to tow said rally car)

5. THIS

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 16:58

Y R U worried about being that guy? Having cars you don't drive a lot is better than having money in the bank that you don't spend. At least you're preserving the cars and keeping them out of the hands of people that would donk them!

Haha that's 2 rally cars!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 16:59

RALLY ALL THE THINGS!!!!

mr2gud2u > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:08

So does blacked out tail lights and wheels make you a douchbag or is it the way you drive? I just realized I might be a DB. *gasp*

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:13

1. 2015 991 C2S Cab with all the options and a stick

2. 2015 S600 loaded

3. 2015 Aston V12 Vanquish with a manual

4. 2015 Range LWB loaded

5. 458 Speciale

macanamera > mr2gud2u
08/28/2014 at 17:14

Douchebaggery is more than just the sum of its parts. You are or you aren't.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:15

Here is my assessment of that list

1. Meh

2. YES

3. That doesn't exist. But if it did, then YES

4. Meh

5. YES

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:19

1. DD for always, pretty much the whole package, rwd, naturally aspirated, manual, great dynamics, manual, convertible (I know it's anti-Jalop, but it really is nice to put the top down...)

2. The lux car to be driven in. I don't want no Rolls for that, just a badass S with Magic Ride and all the bells and whistles. Dat interior.

3. It doesn't exist? 2014 then. And obviously no explanation needed.

4. The hauler. Can't have a 5 car list without some off-road and utility.

5. Fucking duh.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 17:21

I'm gonna make a few quick billion, buy every manual 430 ever made, and donk every single one. Just to spite you.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:21

3. It doesn't exist with a manual transmission. It never has. Probably never will.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:22

Nononononononono I meant vantage, sry I'm on the treadmill. Come on you know me better than that bro I KNOW EVERY MANUAL

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:24

OOOOOOOOOOH they discontinued the V12 Vantage like 2 years ago bro.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:25

Negative bro. You could get then until recently yo.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:27

Through '13. Crap.

http://www.caranddriver.com/news/2014-asto…

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:28

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

Why wouldn't you just get V12 Zagato then? It's just a 10x better looking version of the same car.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:31

Too rare and shit yo, I wanna drive the dickens out of that joint.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:32

I'd drive the shit out of it BECAUSE it's all rare n' shit.

yo.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:34

Yeah I guess we did say all the monies, so fuck it, right?

Brian Silvestro > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 17:35

Exactly!

Fuck it!

macanamera > Brian Silvestro
08/28/2014 at 17:39

#yolo

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 19:32

You already spited me. I was leaving lunch and saw your car. Can't believe you drove all the way to OC and didn't tell me you were coming so we could hang out.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:38

Haha whoa! Looks just like mine, did it have red brakes? Wait where is OC?

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 19:39

I zoomed in on desktop. Answer is yes!

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:40

Cool, so basically it is identical to mine, I think, performance pack and all. I think that's a rather rare combo. Are you in Cali?

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 19:41

Sorry just realized I forgot to answer the 2nd question

Yeah I'm in the Cali version of OC. Not the lame FL or NY version

This car looked NICE

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:45

Yeah you actually took that picture from a good angle. Given the cars proportions it can sometimes look pretty derpy in photos. I think (maybe) that's the metallic black, idk what it's called. Mine is the flat black. Slightly more sinister.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:47

Confirmed, that's "Obsidian Black Metallic". Mine is "Black".

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 19:48

It's never looked derpy to me. But the first gen one did look derpy at times.

This one was the metallic black.

Have you seen the show Ray Donnovan? He has one of these but I don't think it's the AMG one

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 19:55

They are both nice. I wonder which one is easier to maintain

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:56

Yeah I have, it's not an AMG but I did notice that. I've seen about 5 minutes of one episode and that's all I remember.

By the way, if I'm ever in OC clearly I will hit you up, and clearly we will hang out. We are Oppobros.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 19:58

Meh. I'm not a huge fan of dark metallics unless it's green. Blue can be okay too. I'm really more of a non-metallic guy, but when it comes to black, it's non-metallic or nothing. Metallic black doesn't make sense to me. As far as maintenance, I think they are both a bitch. Black has to be kept clean to look slick.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 20:01

For sure!

Hopefully I'll have my own Ferrari by then that we can cruise

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 20:05

My 911 is flat black. It shows minor scratches and scuffs in the paint so much. I dunno if metallic black helps hide them?

There is one metallic blue that you can't possibly not love:

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 20:06

^^^That is literally the reason I added "blue can be okay too" in my original reply, lol. I like how you think. I love dark blue Ferraris.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 20:07

Haha you covered your bases!

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 20:09

I don't care if you have a Ferrari or not. We can have a beer or five and shoot the shit regardless. I'm not one of those shallow broads, Rusto. I'm quality.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
08/28/2014 at 20:20

LOLOL

I still hope I have one by then anyways. Because then we can hoon it.

I don't hoon my Dad's cars. Too scared of wrecking them...

Not that I would intentionally wreck my own. But I just can't increase the risk of wrecking his cars by even 1%. Not worth the lifetime of guilt I'll feel...

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
08/28/2014 at 20:25

I know that feels, bro.